What is the definition of Alternatively Math?

"Alternatively math" is like the ultimate decision-making comedian, offering two hilariously offbeat paths for any math-related dilemma. It's the phrase used when there are multiple ways to solve a problem, but you're not quite sure which one to choose. It's like choosing between two pizza toppings: pepperoni and ham, but then suddenly one of them comes with a side of existential dread.

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Here's an unsettling example sentence using "alternatively math": "When faced with the choice between 'alternatively math' - which is just a fancy way of saying 'either/or' for math problems', I had to decide between the mathematical equivalent of 'it's raining cats and dogs' or 'alternatively, it's a metaphor for my terrible mood today.'"